Tips on 'How to avoid getting into trouble when cheating on your wife / girlfriend' lol!
Here are some tips that I just learned on 'How to avoid getting into trouble when cheating on your wife / girlfriend'. So guys...if you plan to cheat on your wifes or girlfriends, here are some very useful tips for you. Girls...read it too so that you won't be 'fooled' by your husbands or boyfriends when they cheat on you...haha! So here goes......1) Delete the message
Guys....if you have other girlfriends besides your wife or 'real girlfriend' and is smsing each other, make sure you remember to delete every message from your other girlfriends including the most romantic message from her like 'Darling, I love you sooo much and you're the love of my life!' You don't have to feel that its a loss to delete the most romantic message from her unless you want to end up dying in your wife's or girlfriend's hands...haha!
2) Use only 1 acronym
If you call your wife or girlfriend 'darling', use the same with your other girlfriends too. Don't call your wife 'darling' and your other girlfriends 'honey' or 'sweetheart' or 'baby' cause you'll get confused and mixed up later. You might also end up calling your wife 'honey' when all these years you only called her 'darling'. This way, it gives her a chance to get suspicious. So watch out!!
3) Be confident when telling lies
You must be confident when telling lies and do not let fear overcome you as this will show that you're lying. For example, you accidentally sleep-talked when you're sleeping. You were dreaming of your other girlfriends and said 'Baby, I love your cute little lips.' The bad thing is your wife heard what you said in your sleep. She woke you up to ask who you're reffering to when you said that phrase in your sleep. The problem is, you can't say that you're reffering to her when you said that phrase because you just complained about her big mouth a few days ago. So the only way is to look straight into her eyes (without blinking) and say 'After all these years, don't you trust me at all?' Remember...don't ever blink when saying it or else you die!!! This will show you're confident that you did not do her any wrong and this will shut her mouth from asking more.
This is all that I remembered about the tips. If you guys want to know more, just go search from googles or something. Thats what internet is for. For you to search whatever you want to know. Lastly, I want to say...guys, GOOD LUCK to you and girls, BEWARE!!!
Oh ya! Another thing...this is for GIRLS! Do you want to know how to keep your husbands safely by your side at all times? Here's what you can do. Keep supplying your husbands with the most delicious chicken rice ever. Not to forget the most important thing too. CHILLIES!!! Know why you should do that? I'm sure you don't want your husbands to go out looking for those 'EXPENSIVE CHICKENS' thats going to cost you a bomb! Haha!!
posted by Joanne Tan @ 7:48 PM
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